You don't care I don't care...

Hello, I'm Java D, I'm just 16 years old I love turtles and I play guitar. I live in El Salvador and I study in the best place in the world. (Note the sarcasm please). I know you don't care for my Biography, but I don't care if you care. By the way I'M JUST 16! meaning, my life is pointless and meaningless. I don't like hypocrites, I'm single and I'm still waiting for something interesting to happen. I like Zombie movies, Turtles, Teenage mutant ninja Turtles, Turtle eggs, songs about turtles, play the guitar, make easy money and take care of turtles. I enjoy to draw and listen to music.

When I grow up I want to be a musician, probably a Busker. Life is too troublesome so I tend to follow the easy way. I plan on going to Baltimore and start an Indie band.

Kings of Convenience

Enjoy. If you can dance like that guy...you have my respect

Guess who had a horrible weekend!

Hello everyone! I had a date on saturday and guess who ditched who! We were going to go out at 6:30 so I decided to get there at 6:00, because she gets really mad when I'm late. As I was ALONE in a bench at LGV I decided to check my clock and it was 7:30, ok I called her and told me she had to go home and take a shower and she was going to be there at about 8:00. I said "ok I'll wait for you" and then as I waited alone I realized a bunch of idiots decided to take their dates at the same place so I felt excluded. All of a sudden she calls me at 9...that's right at 9 and tells me that she couldn't get there, I didn't get mad at the moment and I decided to drown my sorrows...with beer. I broke a new record though, 8 beers and still standing. And just to make the night worse I bumped with my ex-girlfriend...FUN. And to make it all better my "date" gets mad at me because I was mad that she ditched me. I don't understand women, they are faaaar to complicated. Then you wonder why I don't have a girlfriend.

I hate it when....

Hello again, Today I would like to talk about hypocrites...I hate them. I hate their guts although there's nothing I can do, if I don't like somebody then I don't talk to that person and if he wants to hang out with me then I give them a chance; if he's likeable then good, but if he's not then I tell him to piss off. I can't understand why is it that people can't say what they think, is it because you want to be liked by everyone? Want me to bust your bubble there? NO ONE WILL LOVE YOU IF YOU KEEP UP WITH THAT ATTITUDE! exactly, Everyone hates hypocrites. Let me give you a case, again I'll keep her name anonymous so lets call her...Katie Cheezerson. Anyways, people normally think that I'm a cold and souless bastard that doesn't give bull about everything and hates people. Let me tell you this, that's true except that I do have a soul and care for people(My soul is in the command of satan in case you were wondering). The bad part is that I'm a honest hard-working kid who sometimes takes advantages of situations. The point is, Whenever I wave hello to Katie Cheezerson she puts such a face. It's ok for me, but the thing I hate is that whenever she's with some friends and I happen to be hanging out with them she acts like a super nice person. ughhh I hate it. If you don't like me at all then act the same way with me. I won't get mad if you treat me bad, but I do get pissed whenever I see your double personality. Maybe that's why a bunch of people doesn't like to keep up with your crap. At least I don't, I don't consider myself a hypocrite Since I say things how they are. And I deal with the fact that there are people that like me and there is people out there that hate me with passion, but just because of that I don't have two goddamn faces! So Katie Cheezerson, I give you permission to hate me! I rule so much....except you miss cheezerson.

Why do people Fail so much at life?

Hi again, I'm sorry about the other post, It wasn't my style since it was a school assignment. Anyways, I would like to take a couple of minutes to talk about people that Fail so much at life. I know I'm not some type of god or super human deity, but come on people...do you have to suck that much? I refer to the type of people that recieved a couple of Grammar classes and think that they are poets, or the type of people that read political propaganda in the streets and think that they know everything about politics. I've got news for you, CONGRATS! YOU JUST SHOWED HOW MUCH YOU FAIL AT LIFE!!!!!!!!. Want me to prove my point? Lets see, Just because you use fancy complicated words that doesn't mean you are a genius. Lets see this example at some girl trying to be deep. I'll keep her name anonymous, but lets call her...Maggie Chump. She is a friend of a friend. She just came out of science class and said "Hey guys! check this awesome Metaphor I just invented...Carpet is like hair for the floor." , Lets stop here for a couple of minutes folks and analyze. Carpet is like hair for the floor...That's more of a simile isn't it? A very bad simile If I may say so.

According to the dictionary a metaphor is language that directly compares seemingly unrelated subjects. It is a figure of speech that compares two or more things not using like or as. Exactly...not using LIKE or AS. Sorry Maggie chump but you simply fail. There is the other type of people that simply try to say fancy things. For example the people that use pedantic incorrectly. For instance, when someone says "You are so mean! you are being pedantic!" That's not what that means...Pedantic a person who is overly concerned with formalism and precision, or who 'makes a show of learning'. Does it mention anything about being rude? not at all. So stop using words you don't know the meaning of! I hate people like that...They suck and I rule end of story.

Entry # 1

Hello my fellow readers, if you are reading this then CONGRATULATIONS!!! you are losing your time. I am Java D and here's some background about myself. I love turtles and enjoy to play my guitar(Not like you care anyways, I don't care if you care either). So, I'm in my computer class, my teacher told me to talk about one of these topics:

• Web 1.0
• Web 2.0
• blogs
• Computer class

Interesting? Boring? Not my problem. I'll talk about the computer class, It's a fun and calm place where I can rest and practically just get straight A's with minimal effort. Let me tell you about classes in my school. You just have to say yes to whatever the teacher says and then do whatever the assignment it, easy as cake. Computer class is easy, I just come sit around do some stuff and then...well I get an A for sitting down and learning a couple of commands. I don't complain at all, our teacher is down to earth, social and enjoys his work...I think. He does a good job teaching class, I mean he makes it entertaining and trendy. Some people think the class is boring and useless, but I like it. It's the only time I can truly sit back, rest and get a good grade.

Thank you all for reading my opinion. You just lost your time just like I did. Goodbye, take care and have a happy life I'll see you later in my next post.