Again, my stuff, you don't care at all I guess.

Enjoy

My stuff...not that you care at all

Blogs, Blogs and Meditation

Well I saw the beautiful Presentation Mr. Cabrera showed us. It was a tad boring a little refreshing, not that entertaining but gave me time to rest a bit. I guess I do agree with most of the tips and some of 'em made me stop and think a bit. It made me think a bit and made me realize that, I should plan ahead of time about my new posts. Awwwww got you there. I do everything perfect therefore I don't need "tips" to improve my way of blogging. I am perfect and I do everything right, Plus I am always right.

Watchmen Review

As some of you may know, I watched The Watchmen Last week. I've been waiting for this movie for about a Year and a Half, When my brother told me there was going to be a Watchmen movie the first Thing I did was to read the Comic, I read it in 3 days and When I saw the movie here are some things that they changed. First of All lets talk about the Characters in the movie. The acting was Superb, Specially Jackie Earle Hayley as Rorschach, He grasped the feeling of the character and really...just like in the comic made me feel the chills. Billy Crudup as Doc Manhattan, Just like in the comic, the first complain people had with doc was that "He was way to boring", That's the point...idiots...He is supposed to be a person who is detached of his emotions and the way they make him in the movie is perfect. The comedian was the most badass character in the movie and novel, a Hedonistic, sardonic, open-minded, smart, and sarcastic person. Although he appears in flashbacks except at the beginning of the movie, He was my favorite character in the movie and novel. The directing was good, not perfect but it was great overall. The rest of the characters were good, but not that convincing. The character of Nite Owl wa great, but he is supposed to be a little Flabby. The idea of him being a loser is still implied but not in the sense of the book. All he cared was for Hollis Mason and in the movie he gets his way with it. Something that bothered me a Little was the things they cut out of the movie. Like the ending or the "Pirate's story" and the Lovers Quarrel was a good extra, but a little boring. I would also like to talk about the Soundtrack. It was perfect, beautiful and nostalgic, It had Dylan, Hendrix, Nat King Cole, Leonard Cohen...and more!(also a stupid cover from My Chemical Rromance). Overall I loved the movie and I think It's perfect. I recommend it to people who like superhero movies and are the big thinkers when it's time to see the movie.

For the Final Veredict This movie has a rating of....9/10

Questions...

Hello readers...Today I will use this space in my blog to talk about something that has nothing to do with my style...yes, School assignment. So lets Rock n' Roll and start with this snazzy topic.

1) Define the following terms:
Blog: A blog is basically a website where you can post your stuff. Even though nobody cares and it's preposterous. It appears in chronological order, starting from the newest post to the older posts.
Blogging: The act of writing a post for a blog.
Blogger: A person who writes content for a blog.
Blogosphere: The online community of blogs and bloggers.


2) Describe in no more that 15 words the world before blogs
The internet used to be a place for gathering information. When blogs came, they became interactive and everyone could share their feelings and ideas.

3) What year the blogs started?
The late 90's When Nirvana was dying and the grunge culture began to write stupid music.

4) How many blogs are today?
About a 100 million blogs...but to be more precise as of July 2007 there are 200,407,112 blogs in the world...
5) Describe in no more that 15 words the future of blogs
In the future Blogs will become more powerful and companies and people will pay more attention.

6) Read the "Before You Start a Blog Determine if Blogging is Right for You" and "Essential Requirements to Starting a Successful Blog" links, to determine if you meet at least half + 1 of the conditions and requirements to know if blogs are for you, if the answer is YES, give at least 1 personal reason, if your answer is NO give at least 1 personal reason.

The answer is...YES! because I don't care what people has to say about my Ideas, I know I'm right and you common people are wrong. I want to tell the World how I feel...blah blah blah

7) Read the "Top 10 Reasons to Start a Blog" link, then organize the reasons starting from the most important, in no more than 30 words state why did you specify that organization., e.g: The organization must be 1)4, 2)6, 3)7, 4)2,.................. because

Lets begin Shall we...

1) 1. To express your ideas and opinions
2) 6. To make a difference
3) 7. To stay active in a field
4) 10. Have fun and be creative
5) 5. To connect with people like you
6) 4. To establish yourself as an expert
7) 2. To market or promote something
8) 3. To help People
9) 8. To stay connected with friends and family
10) 9. To make Money.

I chose this organization because It's the one I'm using to make my Blog, I don't want any money out of this...but if you want to donate I can always add a Paypal Button, and I just use it to express my ideas and opinions(Although, they are always right so they aren't opinions after all).

8) Let's say you have to start a project or main homework in other subjects (science, maths, etc) so you are going to complete it using the Blogs technology, using the "Top ten Tips for Begginers Blogger" link state what would be your blog features. Example:
1) Define Goals: My goals would be .........................
2) Define Audience: My audience will be .......................
3) Consistent: I'm going to apply the consistent concept by doing.............
etc, etc (10 tips)

Lets answer this little one over here...ok so
1) Define your goals: My goals are to reach the people and share my interest and my way of thinking. Therefore to state my opinion (It's always right so I shouldn't be calling them "Opinions")
2)Define Audience: My audience will be smart and mature people that understand about the stuff I write.
3) Consistent: I will apply this concept by making my blog as pretty as it can get. Instead of using awkward schemes I tend to keep it sweet and simple.
4) Be persistent: Ok this one is a bit hard to mantain. Since I have a million stuff to do i.e. Sleep, play guitar, sleep again, eat and play games, whenever I have free time I upgrade my blog so keep an eye on my blog if anything happens.
5) Be inviting: I don't invite...people Follow me, they know I'm stubborn so what? can't they take a little bit of coldness? therefore...I don't use this one.
6) Be Visible: ...I am visible.
7) Take risks: I'm all about risks Baby!
8) Ask For help: I do ask for help...my mate Sam helped me with the layout and the nifty Icon you see in the bookmark thing, he also supports my blog (be sure to check his blog) and I also get help from my teacher.
9) Keep Learning: I apply this one every day since...Every day I learn something.
10) Be Yourself: ...I am unique and special (Yes I have a huge ego) therefore I'm as good as it gets, take it or not.

Ok now lets go on with our next question! Question 9!

9) Based on question 8 and by reading the "Blog Posting Frequency Overview" what would your post frequency for your project

Ok then, I use this Blog JUST for a Hobby so I don't write that much, It's just whenever I have free time in my hands i.e. Almost NEVER, I'm lying...actually on sundays I tend to blog. Therefore I am in "Slower Growth"

10) Read the "Overview of a Blog Post" link and in no more than 20 words state what would be the main elements or parts you have to include in your posts?
The blog Post Title, Publication Date and Comment Station I feel those are the basics, unless you want to add some images

11) Read the "5 Blog Post Idea Generator" link, explain the "Bloggers Block" concept Basically It's like Writers block, you don't know what to write about and you are out of Ideas.

12) Again, based on the "5 Blog Post Idea Generator" link, state 1 more idea (different that the ones stated in the link) and explain it.
Go take a hike: Sometimes when I go out a lot of Ideas flow into my mind, like a river of chocolate wonder.

13) Read the "5 Tips to Choosing and Blog Topic" link and based on the information what topic would you like to share and discuss with other people?
1. Choose a topic you are passionate about. Because I am ALWAYS right so whatever I say people nod their head.

14) Read the "5 Tips to Write Blog Posts" link and make a summary in no more than 30 words about how are you going to apply the tips stated in this link. Choose the appropiate Tone Since you must choose your audience this is important, Be honest because I want to give a point and show how much I kick ass and finally Don't list links, because this is annoying.

15) Read the "How to How to Create a Blog Home Page" and state why the Home Page is so important in your blog? Because The home page is the one that sells the whole Blog. If you have a horrible homepage don't expect visitors.
16) Read the "How to Write About Me Page for Your blog" link and explain if the suggestions are acceptable for you?, yes or no, and state 1 reason at least to explain your answer. I agree with some of that stuff. I do agree with the one of being yourself but I don't agree in the one about giving personal info. because I don't want to be harassed.

Electronic smog is a pile of horse pucky

Hello readers, The topic today is Electronic Radiation...as you may be wondering what it is, let me give you a little info about it, it states that self-propagating waves travel through a vacuum and into matter. Let me tell you something folks, This is a bunch of Horse Pucky!, You may be saying right now "but Java D!!!!!!111 Electronic smog is as real as toast" well my friend...you just prove you are an idiot. Those "Self-propagating waves" does in fact, affect us people, but in order for it to affect us it should be millions and millions of quantities. For example,The radiation of cellphones, you should at least spend 15 hours a day every day for 20 years so you can develop a brain tumor. Who in their right judgement talks for 15 hours a day? And also microwave radiation is almost imposible for it to happen. The japanese have a word for that...Poka-Yoke. It means "Fool-proof" That's right...There is stuff that is design so idiots don't kill themselves while using it. Microwaves turn off whenever you press the open button. That means that it's impossible to recieve radiation from a stupid microwave. To conclude, If you get a brain tumor for using a cellphone, microwave or any other thing that produces waves, You are just out of luck.

Hobbies

Hello again...My hobbies are, playing guitar, sleeping, taking care of turtles and Playing videogames. Well that's not that interesting.... but hey Here are some images of What I like.

My favorite Band is The libertines...I present you Carl Barat, This guy has invented music...again, plus he's badass.

I enjoy watching VOLTRON defender of the Universe.

This is Voltron...



I also Take care of turtles...when They have the tendency to...not die.

Those are Turtles (duh...)

You don't care I don't care...

Hello, I'm Java D, I'm just 16 years old I love turtles and I play guitar. I live in El Salvador and I study in the best place in the world. (Note the sarcasm please). I know you don't care for my Biography, but I don't care if you care. By the way I'M JUST 16! meaning, my life is pointless and meaningless. I don't like hypocrites, I'm single and I'm still waiting for something interesting to happen. I like Zombie movies, Turtles, Teenage mutant ninja Turtles, Turtle eggs, songs about turtles, play the guitar, make easy money and take care of turtles. I enjoy to draw and listen to music.

When I grow up I want to be a musician, probably a Busker. Life is too troublesome so I tend to follow the easy way. I plan on going to Baltimore and start an Indie band.

Kings of Convenience

Enjoy. If you can dance like that guy...you have my respect

Guess who had a horrible weekend!

Hello everyone! I had a date on saturday and guess who ditched who! We were going to go out at 6:30 so I decided to get there at 6:00, because she gets really mad when I'm late. As I was ALONE in a bench at LGV I decided to check my clock and it was 7:30, ok I called her and told me she had to go home and take a shower and she was going to be there at about 8:00. I said "ok I'll wait for you" and then as I waited alone I realized a bunch of idiots decided to take their dates at the same place so I felt excluded. All of a sudden she calls me at 9...that's right at 9 and tells me that she couldn't get there, I didn't get mad at the moment and I decided to drown my sorrows...with beer. I broke a new record though, 8 beers and still standing. And just to make the night worse I bumped with my ex-girlfriend...FUN. And to make it all better my "date" gets mad at me because I was mad that she ditched me. I don't understand women, they are faaaar to complicated. Then you wonder why I don't have a girlfriend.

I hate it when....

Hello again, Today I would like to talk about hypocrites...I hate them. I hate their guts although there's nothing I can do, if I don't like somebody then I don't talk to that person and if he wants to hang out with me then I give them a chance; if he's likeable then good, but if he's not then I tell him to piss off. I can't understand why is it that people can't say what they think, is it because you want to be liked by everyone? Want me to bust your bubble there? NO ONE WILL LOVE YOU IF YOU KEEP UP WITH THAT ATTITUDE! exactly, Everyone hates hypocrites. Let me give you a case, again I'll keep her name anonymous so lets call her...Katie Cheezerson. Anyways, people normally think that I'm a cold and souless bastard that doesn't give bull about everything and hates people. Let me tell you this, that's true except that I do have a soul and care for people(My soul is in the command of satan in case you were wondering). The bad part is that I'm a honest hard-working kid who sometimes takes advantages of situations. The point is, Whenever I wave hello to Katie Cheezerson she puts such a face. It's ok for me, but the thing I hate is that whenever she's with some friends and I happen to be hanging out with them she acts like a super nice person. ughhh I hate it. If you don't like me at all then act the same way with me. I won't get mad if you treat me bad, but I do get pissed whenever I see your double personality. Maybe that's why a bunch of people doesn't like to keep up with your crap. At least I don't, I don't consider myself a hypocrite Since I say things how they are. And I deal with the fact that there are people that like me and there is people out there that hate me with passion, but just because of that I don't have two goddamn faces! So Katie Cheezerson, I give you permission to hate me! I rule so much....except you miss cheezerson.

Why do people Fail so much at life?

Hi again, I'm sorry about the other post, It wasn't my style since it was a school assignment. Anyways, I would like to take a couple of minutes to talk about people that Fail so much at life. I know I'm not some type of god or super human deity, but come on people...do you have to suck that much? I refer to the type of people that recieved a couple of Grammar classes and think that they are poets, or the type of people that read political propaganda in the streets and think that they know everything about politics. I've got news for you, CONGRATS! YOU JUST SHOWED HOW MUCH YOU FAIL AT LIFE!!!!!!!!. Want me to prove my point? Lets see, Just because you use fancy complicated words that doesn't mean you are a genius. Lets see this example at some girl trying to be deep. I'll keep her name anonymous, but lets call her...Maggie Chump. She is a friend of a friend. She just came out of science class and said "Hey guys! check this awesome Metaphor I just invented...Carpet is like hair for the floor." , Lets stop here for a couple of minutes folks and analyze. Carpet is like hair for the floor...That's more of a simile isn't it? A very bad simile If I may say so.

According to the dictionary a metaphor is language that directly compares seemingly unrelated subjects. It is a figure of speech that compares two or more things not using like or as. Exactly...not using LIKE or AS. Sorry Maggie chump but you simply fail. There is the other type of people that simply try to say fancy things. For example the people that use pedantic incorrectly. For instance, when someone says "You are so mean! you are being pedantic!" That's not what that means...Pedantic a person who is overly concerned with formalism and precision, or who 'makes a show of learning'. Does it mention anything about being rude? not at all. So stop using words you don't know the meaning of! I hate people like that...They suck and I rule end of story.

Entry # 1

Hello my fellow readers, if you are reading this then CONGRATULATIONS!!! you are losing your time. I am Java D and here's some background about myself. I love turtles and enjoy to play my guitar(Not like you care anyways, I don't care if you care either). So, I'm in my computer class, my teacher told me to talk about one of these topics:

• Web 1.0
• Web 2.0
• blogs
• Computer class

Interesting? Boring? Not my problem. I'll talk about the computer class, It's a fun and calm place where I can rest and practically just get straight A's with minimal effort. Let me tell you about classes in my school. You just have to say yes to whatever the teacher says and then do whatever the assignment it, easy as cake. Computer class is easy, I just come sit around do some stuff and then...well I get an A for sitting down and learning a couple of commands. I don't complain at all, our teacher is down to earth, social and enjoys his work...I think. He does a good job teaching class, I mean he makes it entertaining and trendy. Some people think the class is boring and useless, but I like it. It's the only time I can truly sit back, rest and get a good grade.

Thank you all for reading my opinion. You just lost your time just like I did. Goodbye, take care and have a happy life I'll see you later in my next post.