Guess who had a horrible weekend!

Hello everyone! I had a date on saturday and guess who ditched who! We were going to go out at 6:30 so I decided to get there at 6:00, because she gets really mad when I'm late. As I was ALONE in a bench at LGV I decided to check my clock and it was 7:30, ok I called her and told me she had to go home and take a shower and she was going to be there at about 8:00. I said "ok I'll wait for you" and then as I waited alone I realized a bunch of idiots decided to take their dates at the same place so I felt excluded. All of a sudden she calls me at 9...that's right at 9 and tells me that she couldn't get there, I didn't get mad at the moment and I decided to drown my sorrows...with beer. I broke a new record though, 8 beers and still standing. And just to make the night worse I bumped with my ex-girlfriend...FUN. And to make it all better my "date" gets mad at me because I was mad that she ditched me. I don't understand women, they are faaaar to complicated. Then you wonder why I don't have a girlfriend.