Why do people Fail so much at life?

Hi again, I'm sorry about the other post, It wasn't my style since it was a school assignment. Anyways, I would like to take a couple of minutes to talk about people that Fail so much at life. I know I'm not some type of god or super human deity, but come on people...do you have to suck that much? I refer to the type of people that recieved a couple of Grammar classes and think that they are poets, or the type of people that read political propaganda in the streets and think that they know everything about politics. I've got news for you, CONGRATS! YOU JUST SHOWED HOW MUCH YOU FAIL AT LIFE!!!!!!!!. Want me to prove my point? Lets see, Just because you use fancy complicated words that doesn't mean you are a genius. Lets see this example at some girl trying to be deep. I'll keep her name anonymous, but lets call her...Maggie Chump. She is a friend of a friend. She just came out of science class and said "Hey guys! check this awesome Metaphor I just invented...Carpet is like hair for the floor." , Lets stop here for a couple of minutes folks and analyze. Carpet is like hair for the floor...That's more of a simile isn't it? A very bad simile If I may say so.

According to the dictionary a metaphor is language that directly compares seemingly unrelated subjects. It is a figure of speech that compares two or more things not using like or as. Exactly...not using LIKE or AS. Sorry Maggie chump but you simply fail. There is the other type of people that simply try to say fancy things. For example the people that use pedantic incorrectly. For instance, when someone says "You are so mean! you are being pedantic!" That's not what that means...Pedantic a person who is overly concerned with formalism and precision, or who 'makes a show of learning'. Does it mention anything about being rude? not at all. So stop using words you don't know the meaning of! I hate people like that...They suck and I rule end of story.